Minnesota’s Mahle looks great

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You know what’s funny? Every time we bet the Twinkies they don’t show up. Hilarious. The Royals are in Minnesota. Tyler Mahle, acquired at the deadline, shut out the Halos and should be able to handle K.C., who counter with Daniel Lynch. The Royals are 19-35 on the road. Play 10 units on the Twinkies.

Randy Arozarena hit a three-run firstinning homer off a not-so-nasty Nestor Cortes and the Blankees never recovered, losing 3-1 to the Rays. Up +1,717 pepitones.