Major mayoral blunders

NOW. What’s posing today as our mayor?

Besides bracelets, earring, collar studs, clown party suit and late-night saloons — what’s Eric Adams actually done? He visits Chicago, Florida and Hollywood to party with that great metropolitan savior Paris Hilton who is such a monument for New York? And why’s this zero official do that?

“To help New York,” he says. So to help New York, let him leave bars, parties, wrung-out celebrities. Let him hit Bed-Stuy, Harlem, The Bronx, the homeless, the starving, the dying, the aging, the traffic, the roaches, the mice, the crime — BEFORE he postures on TV to throw up mouthfuls of nothing. Why? Because he only knew how to get elected — NOT how to govern. He has no idea.

Like Brooklyn’s previous zero before him — it was just get elected. Live off the dole. Get everything free. It sure beats working.

His history points to little that’s heroic/fabulous/daring/ innovative. He got elected on promises.

And he’s plotting to be president? His face someday on the dollar? Really? Better up the buffalo.

No one wants him

AND our nobody ex-mayor DeBurpio? He tried for president. Forget it. Tried for governor. Now congressman. Next alderman. Forget it. He and his mathematically enhanced wife try anything which might exclude actual working. Another forget it. Meanwhile, doing tea and crumpets at a place in Park Slope, he wanted extra napkins. Also votes.