Adam’s the ’Wright play

“France? Stitches, if LeBron plays, the USA wins by 20.” Appreciate your patriotic approach, Dave, but LeBron James has his own Titanic to worry about: “Space Jam.”

Al Roker on the Indians name change: “Could not be prouder Cleveland . ... Well done.” Seems the city is split on Guardians. Time will tell, but in the meantime someone please get Roker another Woka-Cola.

Cards are in. Adam Wainwright turns 40 in August. Cagey vet worked his way out of trouble for seven innings against the rival Cubs in his last outing, allowing six hits but one run. The Indians’(?) Cal Quantrill has fanned only 18 over his last 35 innings, walking 13. But Cal has given up only two runs in his last 11 innings. Good matchup. We will take Adam and the Cards for 20 units.

Nooo! The Nats, up 4-0 then 5-3 in the ninth inning, lost to the Phillies, 6-5. Andrew McCutchen’s three-run blast the game-winner. Down -1,060 comanecis.